Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are marrying

I thought these two clowns were already married, but they weren’t. But now they will be. Joel tweeted yesterday, “Yep. i’m engaged. Very happy. Yeah we’ve been engaged for a while so your all kind of late on that. But Thanks for the hooplah all the same.” Nicole Richie announced it on David Letterman on Monday as well.

You’d think this would have happened sooner. They already popped out two kids together. Their level of desirability reached that of a half-finished, curdled gallon of milk when that happened.

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