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Pamela Anderson to be on “Dancing With the Stars”

No one wants Pamela Anderson in their movies and her clothing line bombed so guess what? Pam is heading to Dancing With the Stars, a place where the once famous go before they’re put out to pasture. In a puzzling statement, Radar says this is a move “that’s sure to boost the male viewing audience.”

What male audience is this? The blind? No one who’s seen recent photos of Pamela Anderson think she’s hot anymore. She looks so old and gross. Her face is all leathery and she makes herself up like a whore. The only way you can get an erection from that is if you forced yourself to by sticking a metal rod in your penis.

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Hitwoman
Hitwoman
14 years ago

My God, she is scary looking. Attention young girls, this is what happens when you party way to hard. Yikes, I am shocked that she doesn’t have brick marks from where she hit the wall!