Robert Pattison is “allergic” to vaginas

Robert Pattinson sat down to talk with Details magazine and revealed he’s a total queer, saying:

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”

I think he was joking, but celebrities are such babies. He got to hang out with naked models for 12 hours. I get to hang out with crippling loneliness and deafening silence for 12 hours. The only vagina I see is when I “accidentally” surf to porn sites every half hour. Oh, but according to Robert Pattinson, I’m the real winner. Full interview here. Images NSFW.

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