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Sandra Bullock in pain after cutting and dying her pubic hair

Sandra Bullock wanted to celebrate Valentine’s Day by cutting her pubic hair into the shape of a heart and dying it pink for her husband Jesse James. Things didn’t go exactly as planned. In fact, some say it may have gone horribly wrong. Considering Bullock isn’t a natural blonde, she had to bleach it first. So she did. Pour bleach on her pubes. Unsurprisingly, things only got worse from there.

“I decided for Valentine’s Day I would do a special hair thing. I wanted to try to create a pink heart shape with my lower hair. It was painful.

“You had to bleach it first. There’s something about bleach that feels like acid. Then I had to shave it. I was in so much pain, but I kept going and put the pink dye on and it went the wrong colour.”

Bullock’s vagina was probably out of commission for a few days. She probably had to hang a sign over it that said “closed for repairs”. The worse part is her pubes probably didn’t even look like a pink heart. It probably looked like an inflamed orange half-circle half-triangle thing. This will probably go down as the most un-sexiest Valentine’s Day ever.

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Blondie
Blondie
14 years ago

Um…blonde’s don’t have blond pubic hair either…only albinos do.

gen
gen
14 years ago
Reply to  Blondie

Nah, some do. I remember in my ballet class dressing room when I was like 7 there was a young woman who had a huge blond bush and she was just a regular blonde. Not that I stare at women while they’re naked, it just caught me off guard as a 7 year old.

bob
bob
10 years ago
Reply to  Blondie

most blondes aren’t true blondes though, they just pretend they are lol. IF you get real true Scandinavian blondes then you’ll find many of them have blonde or light brown pubic hair.

Mike Nike
Mike Nike
14 years ago

OMG how sweet of her. Busting up the vagina for her man. Awesome. I would totally hug her for that.

The midnight bomber what bombs at midnight
The midnight bomber what bombs at midnight
14 years ago

Pic or it didn’t happen

winslow
winslow
14 years ago

Not true…I dated a girl in highschool with natural blonde hair and green eyes with the sweetest blonde bush you’ve ever seen.

Diane
Diane
14 years ago

I KNEW BULLOCK MADE ROSEANNE BARR LOOK ROYALTY (NO OFFENSE TO ROSEANNE…I LOVE ROSEANNE) BUT OMG!….WHAT!!?????

FIRST OF ALL…WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS PUBLIC…THIS WOMAN IS UP FOR AN ACADAMY AWARD AND THIS IS WHAT SHE PUTS IN THE PRESS??? WHAT!??? IF SHE WINS…I’M MOVING TO CANADA!

me
me
14 years ago

I absolutely agree with Diane. That’s what I was gonna say! (except for the canada part, an Oscar has nothing to do with where I live) Too much information, especially from such a classy lady.

dude
dude
14 years ago

wtf is wrong? 5 seconds with google reveals there are products specifically designed for that. http://www.bettybeauty.com/

Erica
Erica
14 years ago

Real blondes do have blonde pubic hair. It just isn’t as light as on their heads.

SouthernGal
SouthernGal
14 years ago

As a natural blonde…I can positively say my pubic hair is strawberry blonde.

Nick
Nick
14 years ago

Guess she can just blow him instead. Sounds like a win-win to me.

Kevin
Kevin
14 years ago

this is an old story, it’s not recent. She told this story in an interview with Ruby Wax about 15 years ago. And then it was something she did when she was even younger.

mark
mark
14 years ago

some idiot doesn’t know that blondes have blonde pubes…moron haven’t you heard that the carpet matches the drapes before…what a f*g

Deb
Deb
14 years ago

I officially have more respect for this woman than I ever have!

steve b
steve b
14 years ago

she is still beautiful no matter what color her bush is!

Shayna
Shayna
14 years ago

WTH?

she thinks a man would find this sexy? Boy, she is really stupid.

try puttin on some stripper heels, in a mini shirt, pull ur panties to the side and bend over and smile. simply;)

dyin n cuttin pubes into a heart is LAME

buit what do u expect from a CHILD THIEF

WTF
WTF
14 years ago

WHAT THE F**K IS HER PROB???????????!!!!!!!!!ok so you want valentines day to be special for your hubbie whoop dee do but why the hell should we know and to all the other stars out there if you want a specially WEIRD way to throw your Fame down the Drain just dye the hair you have in private places tell the press and bye bye grammy(if your a nominee)i totally agree with diane and that other chick ………………UUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH