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Simon Cowell is engaged

Mezhgan Hussainy told Radar’s David Perel that she and Simon are officially engaged after a year of dating. No wedding date was mentioned but Mezhgan cryptically said to not put off shopping for their wedding gifts for too long. This Mezhgan is a little presumptuous in thinking I’m going to buy her a wedding gift.

Wait, is Mezhgan really her name? Not sure how it’s pronounced, but the way it sounds to me is like how that Gollum guy from Lord of the Rings would pronounce “Megan”. It’d be really cool if she always talked in the third person. She could stay stuff like, “Can Mezhgan has ring?” and then when Simon gave it to her, she could stroke it and go, “My precious,” and then scurry away laughing. The whole thing would only be weird if Simon lets it be.

[Beverly Hills, February 19. Images via INF.]

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PALIN PUSS FART
PALIN PUSS FART
10 years ago

NOW THAT’S A PRETTY B E A R D! Learn something Clooney!

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