Simon Monjack has called off the fundraising party he was throwing in honor of Brittany Murphy tomorrow night. Monjack claims it was “due to an illness in the family” and says the event is merely postponed although no future date has been announced.
Sadness. All those people with stacks of $1,000 and $10,000 in unmarked bills they were told to bring are going to be very disappointed. But since they already withdrew those funds, maybe they’d like to donate to my charity. It’s for an African dignitary who’s trying to escape his war-torn homeland but is having trouble getting his funds out of the bank. All he needs is a loan and he’ll pay you guys back with interest. If you guys could just throw those bills in that bag with the large dollar sign on it, that’d be great.