This morning on Twitter Tila Tequila announced that she fell and dented her skull. She said she might not be tweeting for a while. In Tila speak, that means about 36 hours. Lest you be concerned for Tila, below is an animated gif of how it MIGHT happened. All together now: Buahahahahah!
Update: Old video? Maybe. But still hilarious.
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