Manhattan must hate Jersey Shore because someone there is plotting their demise. At a party at Purim yesterday the roof fell on several people from the show including Snooki and Vinny. Chris North was also there and appeared to be collateral damage.
NYC police say the glass atrium shattered, raining glass all over everyone including Snooki after ice fell through a glass plate in the lobby of Solo restaurant.
Vinny tweeted: “Roof just collapsed at Purim event…. I think me and @sn00ki felt the wrath for not being Jewish.” While Snooki tweeted: “Its okay Vin and I are still alive … Omg roof just collapsed at the purim event! We thought the dj was beatin the beat hardcore but nope,the roof couldn’t handle snooki and vin …”
Snooki and Vinny were escorted to a private room and continued to party without fear because it was clear that not even God himself can stop these retards.
[Images: Twitter, Pacific Coast News]
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