Audrina Patridge is peddling a new drank?

Audrina Patridge took her big tits to Venice beach for a volleyball something or other photoshoot where she had to pretend she was athletic. Fame Pictures notes she was carrying a bottle of Smart Water with orange liquid inside. They ask if it’s a new fitness drink she’s promoting.

The Blemish responds: Who cares? What we should really be asking is if Audrina’s breasts were always that big. They seem bigger. It’s as if they now make up half her body. Like there’s her legs and then they go straight into a pair of breasts. Is that normal? I’m no doctor, but I feel like there should be a ribcage somewhere in there. Whatever the case may be, respect.

[Images: Fame]

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