Bar Refaeli is thankful for the pain

Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis must be amazing. A genie must pop out and grant you three wishes if you rub it three times. That’s the only explanation I can think of for why Bar Refaeli said she was grateful that DiCaprio broke up with her the first time for 6 months.

“It was a half year for which I am very grateful,” the Israeli supermodel, 24, tells her country’s top-selling L’Isha magazine. “I needed it. I came to understand a lot of things about myself. ”

“I worked on myself [and] I grew up,” Refaeli says. “I didn’t know what ‘alone’ was like. Today I know that a relationship can work only if you know you can be alone and you are not afraid. Today I’m not afraid of being alone.”

DiCaprio should  just keep breaking up with her every few months and go bang some other models to “strengthen their relationship”. I think I speak for every man when I say this may be the greatest loophole ever found.

[Images: Bauer-Griffin]

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12 years ago

She’s a beautiful woman, but I thought after reading her statement that she’s not very bright. He’s superficial, which is fine he can afford it and it’s doubtful he’s interested in marriage and family so why not get the prettiest girl you can find. On her part why waste your time on a man who will move on when you age or want to have a family. Again, not very bright.