Gary Dourdan’s girlfriend beat his ass so he had her hauled off to jail. Maria Asis del Alamo was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery after police discovered the 43-year-old ex-CSI star covered in scratches.
Wait, scratches? What a pansy. I would be too embarrassed to call the cops for that. I’d tell them it was nothing and that she only gets like that when she drinks and that I don’t want to talk about it.