Gary Dourdan’s girlfriend was arrested

Gary Dourdan’s girlfriend beat his ass so he had her hauled off to jail. Maria Asis del Alamo was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery after police discovered the 43-year-old ex-CSI star covered in scratches.

Wait, scratches? What a pansy. I would be too embarrassed to call the cops for that. I’d tell them it was nothing and that she only gets like that when she drinks and that I don’t want to talk about it.

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