Gerard Butler and Madonna?

Gerard Butler has been linked to pretty much everyone. He’s basically the manslut of Hollywood right now according to the tabloids. He’s like a male Paris Hilton, but more respectable. So it’s no surprise the latest “Gerard Butler hooked up with” story involves Madonna. From Hollywood Life:

Gerard attended a private bash that Madge, Demi Moore and producer Guy Oseary threw in the Hollywood Hills March 7 – and despite the very late hour, the action was steamy, we’re told. Madonna and Gerard were “all over each other,” one eyewitness tells HollywoodLife.com. “She was putting on the full-court press, totally charming him – and even challenged him to a dance-off! They were grinding in the middle of the room real close and then Demi joined in. It was hot! Gerard was loving the attention.”

After their sexy dance display, Madonna, 52, and Gerard, 40, huddled in a corner – but alas, she left alone.

Hollywood Life says it was a good idea Jennifer Aniston didn’t show up because she probably would have cut her wrists. That would have made things real awkward because no one would have noticed. They’d probably think the red stain on the floor was from wine or something.

And of course Madonna left alone. Why anyone would dare let those gnarled oak tree arms touch them is a mystery. You might as well get a handjob from a pine tree. Her vagina has so many layers of dust you’d need to use Pine-Sol as a lubricant.

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