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Gerard Butler is smooth
Pictured here: Gerard Butler on the right. Jennifer Aniston in the middle. Gerard Butler’s finger also in the middle. Up Jennifer Aniston’s ass.
Not pictured here: Me bowing down to my new god Gerard Butler. Jennifer Aniston’s unwavering expression. Because she’s so damn boring, you see.
Hey Freddy got fingered! It’s obvious that Butler does anal booty calls with America’s saddest woman (martyr). Explains why she was hanging all over him at the premieres and as soon as he can he’s going to sniff that finger and gnaw his arm off to get away from her. Like every other man. Nicely played Aniston, nicely played.