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Holly Madison is moving fast

I totally forgot Holly Madison was dating Benji Madden. And for good reason. They’re boring and Holly doesn’t even show her breasts anymore unless you pay her $80 so Holly wanting to move in with Benji isn’t that big of a shock. A source said:

“Benji cares very much for Holly. They have been talking about living together.”

Benji may be looking to settle down with Holly, as he recently revealed he is worried he is getting old.

The guitarist said he can never trust college students because of the way they look and talk, but realises his statement makes him sound like a grumpy old man.

He tweeted: “College kids with their big words and their sandals and their funny hair. I don’t trust ’em (sic).”

He then wrote: “Last tweet=sure sign that I’m getting old. FVCK (sic).”

Wait, did Benji Madden of Good Charlotte just comment on how college kids dress? That’s ironic considering Benji still dresses like a loner goth kid from high school. I’d sooner trust a hitchhiker standing in the middle of the road carrying an axe and a severed head than Benji Madden.

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Good Lord hahahaha
Good Lord hahahaha
10 years ago

Good luck Benji for dating this bimbo.

Benj RUN AWAY FAST
Benj RUN AWAY FAST
10 years ago

WARNING WARNING!!!!!! WATCH OUT BENJI MADDEN!!!! Now that you are going to move in with the bimbo she is going to expect marriage. She asked Criss Angel to marry her after dating for 2 minutes. The girl is desperate.

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