Kate Winslet to join Jennifer Love Hewitt at the singles buffet line

7 years of marriage and one child later, Kate Winslet and husband Sam Mendes have split. Reps say “The split is entirely amicable and is by mutual agreement. Both parties are fully committed to the future joint parenting of their children.”

This just proves that having Leonardo DiCaprio bang your wife while you film is never a good idea. The only thing that can come from that is resentment and tricking Leo into thinking that you need to film him falling into a pit of spikes and then being doused with gasoline as it is an integral part of the movie.

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