Katy Perry is appropriate at the Kid’s Choice Awards

The Kid’s Choice Awards were last night and I don’t think it was a good idea to have Katy Perry come out with so much cleavage and then have a gooey load shoot onto her face in front of thousands of pubescent teens. If I was a kid sitting there, I don’t think I could stand up for a while. This would have been like visual Viagra. I’d have to see a doctor because my erection would have lasted for more than six hours.