Lindsay fell because she was pushed

The other night Lindsay was making her way out of a house party when she fell onto a cactus. Well hold on to your hats because Page Six says that was just a feather in the cap for Lindsay’s entire evening.

Lindsay Lohan fell on her face into an agave plant on her way into a house party in LA early yesterday. The troubled starlet — who recently announced she’s clear of drugs and booze — stumbled again as she exited on her killer heels, slurring at photographers, “You guys pushed me,” which they denied.

Spies tell us that Lohan was already a mess earlier in the night at the Chateau Marmont. One witness said, “Lindsay was with a group of friends and freaked out when she thought she’d lost her handbag, going round looking under people’s tables. But eventually she realized she’d left it on a chair on the other side of the room. Then she locked herself in a toilet stall and began screaming on her phone, saying: ‘I can’t believe you are not here!’ When a girl at the sink asked her if she was OK, she told her to get lost. Once back outside she got grumpy when a friend told her she looked tired.”

Anyone find it ironic that Lindsay drunkenly fell into an agave plant? Agave is the base ingredient of tequila. This story could only have gotten better if later that night Lindsay choked on a condom and tried to snort her birth control pills.

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Palin Puss Fart
Palin Puss Fart
12 years ago


12 years ago

She looks eeeffed up. With a father like the one she has, I am surprised she is not shooting up on