Michael Lohan had a heart attack

Even Michael Lohan’s arteries can’t stand him. Michael and his mesh shirt were taken to St. Francis Hospital in Manhasset after they hardened up on him causing Michael chest paints that radiated throughout his arms. His girlfriend Kate Major said the EKG showed evidence of a heart attack.

Kate alluded to Michael going under some sort of procedure in the next few days. Most likely one that will replace the lump of coal in his chest with a real heart. That or he’ll draw out his stay in the hospital long enough to get the cover of Star magazine.

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jean claude grand-am
jean claude grand-am
14 years ago