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Mo’Nique has an open marriage

You wouldn’t believe it, but Mo’Nique’s husband sometimes has the urge to sleep with other women not named or shaped like Mo’Nique and that’s fine with her. While Mo’Nique has never cheated on her husband, during  Barbara Walters’ Oscar Special, Mo’Nique said her husband has a free pass to cheat on her. “Could Sid have sex outside of his marriage with me? Yes. That’s not a deal-breaker. That’s not something that would make us say, ‘Pack your things and let’s end the marriage.'”

And if he did it multiple times, say, 20? No problem. Mo’Nique says their 25 year friendship would overcome that. You can just see her husband tenting his fingers now and going “Egggcellent!”

Mo’Nique also talked about her Yeti-like legs. She said her husband “loves the hairy legs” and that “I’m 42 and very hairy.” Great, now I’m going to vomit. Though what’s kept her from shaving? Well, the first time she did it, it was “uncomfortable and painful. I said, ‘Never again would I do that to myself.'”

That’s absurd. When I first ate vegetables as a kid, I felt the same way, but look at me now, I eat them all the damn time.

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Laura
Laura
14 years ago

ewwwwwwwwwwww

Laura
Laura
14 years ago

….and a fat ugly hairy ape she is

Veronique
Veronique
14 years ago

I think she and all women are beautiful in their own way. It’s her choice to not shave her legs and I don’t agree with her open marriage situation, however it is her choice to accept that from her husband. I like monique because she is a funny and loving person, however any woman who can give a cheating pass to their mate I think has an esteem problem. No way in Hell could I even think of my man with another woman, I’m deep and conscience in all but this Monique is too much. I still love her. She… Read more »

cn
cn
14 years ago

Those are some sexy legs!

Veronique
Veronique
14 years ago

….and a fat ugly hairy ape she is …REALLY Laura!! I think you owe her an apology. Even if you looked like Angelina Jolie, you still have no right to call her that. Your comment came across a bit racist as well. Why an ape? is it her size, her color, or the hair on her legs? what about her is ugly???? You come across in a very ugly way by you very mean and recist comment. LOL….LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR INSIDE AND OUT AND SEE IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE!!

Lisa
Lisa
14 years ago

I can not believe Mo’Nique would agree with an open marriage. My husband and I take our marriage vows very serious. How can she think he loves her if he sleeps with other women? That is sick. Is she that happy to finally have a man?

Veronique
Veronique
14 years ago
Reply to  Lisa

I agree with you Lisa, However your vows to your husband is your vows. We can’t expect people to live their lives just based onour standards. Monique seem smart and intelligent enough that is her choosing. Let’s love her for her jokes and for all the love and positive vibe she gives. Let’s not judge her because really none of us know her. I don’t think she is settling, I think that she is choosing to live the way that she wants by her own standards.

amon
amon
14 years ago

why is the ape comnnent still here

Veronique
Veronique
14 years ago
Reply to  amon

Yes, really WHY IS IT STILL THERE!!

Wendy Brooks
Wendy Brooks
14 years ago

I think whatever she and her husband do is very much their business,I bet he dosent cheat as much with the open marriage contract as he would if he did not have it,most men sheat for the thrill of it,the “maybe i will get caught’factor,he probably wont do it (much)i think she kind took the thrill out of it…anyway..kudos for the Mo.

Veronique
Veronique
14 years ago
Reply to  Wendy Brooks

I agree with you Wendy!! Monique is very smart lady and SHE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH A CHEATING MAN LOL!!! REVERSE IT LOL!! Monique is ok YA’LL!!!

deb
deb
14 years ago

Good Lord. She looks like a freak. No wonder they have an open marriage – who the hell would sleep with her!Obviously their marriage is a big front – she gets male company, and he gets a nice life with all the clean shaven women he can sleep with. Why doesn’t she just admit it! Does she really think we all think she is so cool and wise that we would believe her crap? Monique – I don’t admire your dishonesty – I pity you!

Veronique
Veronique
14 years ago
Reply to  deb

I pity you!! I don’t agree with their lifestyle, however it’s their business!! Freak!! what is your definition of a FREAK? It’s really nice for you to sit behind your computer and hide and analyze other peoples lives. How is she dishonesy? Do you know the day end and day outs of their lives?? Are you there when they go to bed? Are you their with them ?? YOU MUST BE, YOU SEEMED TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HER AND HER HUSBAND……SO REALLY YOU SEEM MORE LIKE A FREAK TO ME!!

Ctone72002
Ctone72002
13 years ago

i can’t wait to eat that pussy!