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Nicholas Brendon was tased

Today in “I think I saw him on tv before. Holy crap, he’s still alive?” news, Nicholas Brendon, Xander on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, was tased and arrested for defacing property and trying to flee the scene. Police responded to a call at around 12:30 a.m. and came upon Nicholas who was disturbing the peace. Cops said they needed to use their stun gun to bring down Brendon who tried to run.

Brendon was booked at 6:15 a.m. and is being held on $20,000 bail. Surprisingly he has a rep, but they were unavailable for comment. “Nicholas who?” the receptionist said.

Any guess as to what defacing property means? I have $50 on him peeing on a kid’s head. That’s what I would do if I was Nicholas Brendon. I’d pee on kids’ heads all the time. Then when the they turn around and start crying once they realize what that liquid was, I’d say to them, “I’m Nicholas Brendon, bitch!”

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