Peaches Geldof fired, Kelly Brook still there

Yesterday Peaches Geldof was dropped from her contract with Ultimo as a direct result of that story about her having sex while high on lemon-infused heroin.

“We have been in meetings all morning with regards to the stories that have surfaced over the weekend about Peaches and unfortunately we have no option but to terminate her contract.

Miss Ultimo is a brand geared towards a young female audience and as a company we have a social responsibility to ensure we are promoting only positive role models that young women can aspire to.

We are in the process of removing Peaches from the website and we are working with Debenhams to remove her visuals form all Miss Ultimo shops and window displays throughout the UK.”

Luckily for us, Kelly Brook is still a model for Ultimo and she’s much better than that tattooed, needle-marked Peaches Geldof. Her breasts are twice as big and her body four times as hot. Putting Kelly Brook next to Peaches Geldof would be like putting Angelina Jolie next to that clump of hair you pulled from your shower drain.

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