Robert Pattinson was beat up a lot

Coming as no surprise, that shimmering vampire known as Robert Pattinson got beat up a lot as a kid.

The star — promoting the romance Remember Me, out this Friday — says the pummeling occurred when he was an unknown actor trying to get parts. “I was a bit of an idiot, but I always thought the assaults were unprovoked,” he says.

“I liked to behave like an actor, or how I thought an actor was supposed to be, and that apparently provoked a lot of people into hitting me.”

All beautiful people always have a tale of getting their ass kicked as a kid. Take me for example. People wanted to kick my ass all the time out of jealousy. Because I’m so beautiful, you see. But when I told them I recently graduated from ninja college, they backed off. “Ki-ya!,” I yelled at them as I ran away during their laughter.

Pattinson also admits he can’t remember the last time he asked someone out on a date. Which sounds worse than it really is. You must remember he’s a popular actor in a franchise adored by 80% of the female population. Somehow I doubt getting laid is a big problem for him. Fish have a harder time finding water.

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