Sarah Jessica Parker needs to move along

At times like this I really wish my tv had an HD filter. Through facial recognition, it could sense when Sarah Jessica Parker shows up and switch to standard def. Better yet, it could be like the old days where you’d have to squint really hard to see through the static. Then when she moseys on off the screen, HD would turn back on. This would stop me from having to explain why I’m screaming at the tv,

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