Sean Penn wants critics to get “rectal cancer”

Sean Penn is firing back at critics who’ve called “FAKE!” about his recent trip to Haiti. Penn brought 11 doctors to the earthquake stricken Haiti in January but a few cynics suggest he’s only trying to repair his image. When asked about this, Penn said “I can’t hear you over my relief efforts!” and wished rectal cancer on all of those people. Nice guy.

“I guess I’ve been so away from it all– and our tent camp in Haiti that I haven’t had an awful lot of time to pay attention to them,” he says. “You know, do I hope that those people die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah. You know, but I’m not going to spend a lot of energy on it.”

Up top is a picture of Sean Penn in New Orleans when Katrina hit. Him and his red cup and bullet proof vest were very effective when their boat began to sink in two feet of water. I take it this time instead of a red cup, Sean brought along a tiny rock hammer and single-handedly freed thousands from the rubble.