This is why you don’t get pregnant

Babies are kind of lame. They stay inside of you for 8 or 9 months and don’t even have the decency to clean up after themselves when they come out leaving your body a tattered mess.

Kendra Wilkinson knows this all too well. Kendra, who just had her baby Hank, said her post-pregnancy body was a “culture shock”, meaning, she was no longer as hot as her Playboy girlfriends. She even went into a bit of depression because of it.

“I had my friends over, and it was bad timing,” Kendra, 24, tells Us. “They were really hot and had really nice bodies,” she says of her visitors, which included former Girls Next Door costar Holly Madison and Playboy model Tiffany Fallon.

“I was just hoping Hank didn’t look at them! Having a different body was such a culture shock. I’m so used to being hot and fit.” Although “it wasn’t that extreme,” the reality star says, “I did go through some depression.”

Of course Hank stared at Holly and Tiffany’s bodies. Why wouldn’t he? Kendra looks like she was injected with marshmallows. As long as Hank didn’t look at them and then look back at Kendra and then shake his head, it should be fine. If there was ever a case for young, hot girls in their prime to not get pregnant, it’s this.

[Images: Fame, INF]

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