Brandon Davis calls Mischa Barton fat

That greasy fatty Brandon Davis took to his Twitter to attention whore by calling Mischa Barton fat. After seeing her at the Nylon party on Wednesday, he wrote, “Omg. Just realized my ex turned in to 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I’m gonna start dating plus size models. Not! Mischa the Hefer.” Later, coroners removed Brandon’s body from his apartment after he was killed by the crushing irony.

A source added Mischa was upset after running into Brandon at the party and left around midnight. “She was chain-smoking the entire night. Mischa was never without a cigarette in her hand — and a puss on her face.”

Here’s Brandon Davis from four years ago at his best.

[Pacific Coast News]

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