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Brandon Davis calls Mischa Barton fat

That greasy fatty Brandon Davis took to his Twitter to attention whore by calling Mischa Barton fat. After seeing her at the Nylon party on Wednesday, he wrote, “Omg. Just realized my ex turned in to 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I’m gonna start dating plus size models. Not! Mischa the Hefer.” Later, coroners removed Brandon’s body from his apartment after he was killed by the crushing irony.

A source added Mischa was upset after running into Brandon at the party and left around midnight. “She was chain-smoking the entire night. Mischa was never without a cigarette in her hand — and a puss on her face.”

Here’s Brandon Davis from four years ago at his best.

[Pacific Coast News]

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Amber Smith

Mischa Barton is beautiful no matter what size she is! Brandon Davis is nothing but an egotistical PIG!!!!

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Christ he is the grossest piece of shit I have ever seen. The only way he gets some p*ssy is through drugs and money. Other then that, no self respecting female would even touch that.

God, can you imagine having that sweating over you? *gags* With his cigarette breath? I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

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I am in no way a Mischa fan, but this guy is a fucking douche.

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Brandon Brandon Brandon who in the world are you to call someone fat….have you looked at your fat as_ waistline? And I must say, Brandon is a very unattractive man, so he is not one to call names so he better to shut his pie hole, a fat pie hole too!

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madeleine

If Mischa gains a thousand pounds, she’ll still be too good (and hot)for you. Worthless, arrogant fat bastard.

Camden
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Camden

A COMPLETE MORON…

strumpfhosen
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strumpfhosen

Mischa Barton is really getting fat. I think she really has to work out and start a died, otherwise her movie career could be over quite soon.

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