Britney Spears is on nipple watch

Britney Spears’ dad, Jamie, listens to the people. When they cry for Britney to turn down those headlights, he listens and takes action. Which is why Jamie has instituted Nipple Watch. At least that’s what I think he calls his latest plan to stop Britney’s hard nips from showing.

“Jamie’s control over Britney’s life is incredible. He hates the pictures of her with her nipples all over the place so he has banned her from leaving the house without a bra.

“He wants her to put across the right impression.

“One security guard was told he is close to getting fired because he lets her go out without her bra.

“It was also Jamie who made her split with Jason.

“He likes Jason but their relationship was too intense and volatile. He feared it was sending her back to her old ways. He warned her: ‘It’s Jason or your children’.”

Some people think Jamie is being a nipple Nazi or a kill joy. I agree. And what dad besides Joe Simpson cares about their daughter’s nipples so much anyway? Leave them be. Like that fruitcake Chris Crocker once said before his 15 minutes were up, “leave Britney’s nipples alone.”


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