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Courtney Love wants Robert Pattinson to play Kurt Cobain

If Kurt Cobain wasn’t already rolling in his grave, he will now. Courtney Love says she wants Robert Pattinson to play Kurt Cobain and Scarlett Johansson to play her in a biopic that may be directed by David Fincher (Fight Club, Se7en). From The Sun:

“This is a big money deal for Courtney.

“She has agreed to the film on condition that she gets to decide the main aspects of the project including director, casting, screenplay and music.

“Robert has been calling and emailing her non-stop. She has been a bit wound up by his manners, but he is her number one choice to play Kurt.

“She is adamant Scarlett will play her. Scarlett is friendly with FRANCES BEAN, her daughter with Kurt.”

Everyone all together now: Bwahahaha. If you want to keep this believable, the only person that should play Courtney is a rat in a wig. But first you’d have to feed the rat some crack.

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