Heather Locklear is a menace

Heather Locklear was arrested for a hit and run last Saturday. Cops say at around 4 AM Heather went up a curb and crashed her black BMW into a “no parking” sign. A snitch who heard it called it in at 7:48 PM.

Based on the damage to Locklear’s vehicle, deputies confirmed she did it and arrested her on the misdemeanor charge. She was cited and released.

Heather was probably drunk and the “no parking” sign got mouthy. I tell ya. Those “no parking” signs. They need to be taught respect. Taking out one of their own is the best way to command it.

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