The CDC and a few volunteers are cleaning up Miami beach right now because the girls from the Jersey Shore contaminated it yesterday. JWoww, Snooki and some other girl romped around on the sand and in the water forcing the president to raise the terror alert to red.
Not so oddly, there’s a stark contrast between JWoww and Snooki in these photos. JWoww crammed her huge breasts in a bikini and ran around. Snooki stood there licking what appears to be whip cream off her fingers.
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