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Jessica Alba is in Total Film

Jessica Alba used to be all sexy and running around beaches in a tiny bikinis. Then she had a daughter and married Cash Warren and now she dresses like the unibomber. Until today, of course, when Jessica finally got sexy again in Total Film Magazine where she talks about all the movies she’s doing.

The Killer Inside Me
“Violence, death and killing not pretty, and I think maybe people have this idea that this homicidal maniac should do it cleanly and victims should jut scream and it’s over. But this isn’t a horror movie.”

Sin City 2
” Nancy’s the sweetest by far of all the women, she wasn’t jaded at all – so it would be nice to see effects of her adult life on her. It might be fun to see when she gets her groove and understands the ways of the world.”

Brittany Murphy’s death
“I wouldn’t equate what happened to her with Hollywood and being a woman. I knew her more personally than at work. It just seemed like such a shame that others people in the world couldn’t experience her light and brightness and her sweetness”.

The paparazzi
“It is what it is. But if I don’t leave the house, I don’t get to go anywhere and there’s no point in doing that. I’m a person! I think if you complain about it you seem like an asshole. More of an asshole than if you just go with it. It’s not like you ever get used to it – it’s like having sex with the camera in front of you – it’s just as awkward!”

Daughter Honor
“My daughter is so independent. No one’s going to stomp on her, no one’s going to tell her anything, she’s going to do exactly what she wants to do. She’s not a weak girl!”

Did I mention she got sexy again? The header pic is the hottest she’s been in years. So much better than those shots of her pushing around her baby. Kids get in the way of everything. Like this one time I was trying to buy a Popsicle from an ice cream truck. I practically had to push over five kids just to get in the front of the line. Luckily it didn’t take too much effort because those kids have no concept of a center of gravity and all they did was fall down and cry. Haha, stupid kids.

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she’s so weird-looking now.

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