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Kate Gosselin given two shows

The problem with TV nowadays is that there aren’t enough raging, self-obsessed bitches with their own reality series. Thankfully, TLC has come to the rescue giving Kate Gosselin two shows which means twice the eye rolls.

The first will be called Twist of Kate in which Kate will use her role as “example mom” to help and learn from others. Basically, Kate will receive fan letters from women inspired by her story and then she’ll go to their homes and workplaces to teach them how to emasculate men. I think. I sort of stopped reading after “example mom”.  The next will be a series of Kate Plus 8 specials.

About Twist of Kate:

“I look at it as a loose concept,” says Gosselin, who says that despite rumors, she never contemplated dating or talk shows. “I want to be out there learning from others, helping to provide insight whenever I can, though I don’t consider myself an expert on anything.”

Gosselin will visit the homes and workplaces of everyday people. “She will be in that person’s shoes. And more often than not, it’s not going to be terribly comfortable for her,” says TLC chief Eileen O’Neill. “She’s game for things, but she also has limits and boundaries.”

I have my doubts that there are a lot of other women who can learn from Kate. Kate has popped out 8 kids and has lived off TLC for the past five years. The only advice she can offer women is to have a lot of kids and find some hapless network that will develop a reality series around them raising said kids. And how much do you want to bet that every situation she encounters will somehow be about her? “Oh, you’re $50,000 in debt and your parents just died in a car crash? This reminds me of the time everyone made fun of my new haircut.”

Although, I think Twist of Kate is a clever name because that’s exactly what she did to Jon Gosselin’s balls for five years. Twist them.

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Laura

love this post. you are dead on! hate this bitch!

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When will the media stop feeding this talentless, annoying attention whore?

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