Kim Kardashian regrets doing Playboy

In an interview with Harper’s Bazaar, Kim Kardashian reveals that she’s sorry she posed for Playboy back in 2007 and that it was uncomfortable. No word whether or not it was more or less uncomfortable than the sex tape she released.

Kim puts the blame on her mother, Kris Jenner, for insisting she to do it. “Go for it. They might never ask you again. Our show isn’t on the air yet. No one knows who you are. Do it and you’ll have these beautiful pictures to look at when you’re my age,” said her mother.

As far as I’m concerned, Kris Jenner is a hero for pressuring her daughter to strip. Can we get her a medal or something? I mean, it’s not like Kim didn’t already have a sex tape. This was just the next logical step in achieving infamy. Now if only every mother cared enough to force their sexy daughters to pose for Playboy, I would never have to take pictures of them undressing while hiding in the bushes and that’s definitely one misdemeanor charge I can live without.