Lindsay Lohan has a gun

Lindsay Lohan did a photo shoot with Tyler Shields and one of her Twitter followers took exception to that because they wrote that Lindsay was doing soft-core porn. He said, “Try to keep it classy, not more softcore porn with some guy draped over you.”

Lindsay replied: “It’s not soft core porn hunny (sic), it’s called ART.”

I don’t know what soft-core porn this guy is watching, but good for Lindsay. That’s exactly what I would tell my boss if he ever caught me looking at porn in the office. It’s not porn, it’s art! Then I’d tell him why that woman stomping on that guy’s balls with her high heels was a metaphor for women’s rights.