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Lindsay Lohan is broke

According to TMZ, Lindsay Lohan is so broke that she can’t even pay rent. Begrudgingly, Lindsay eventually paid the $23,000 bill after her landlord gave her a notice to pay or get out.

To make matters worse, sources say Lindsay doesn’t have any income because no one will hire her due to her substance abuse issues. They’re also afraid Lindsay will die if she doesn’t get help and feel Lindsay’s mom Dina is enabling her by insisting she’s fine despite everyone saying the opposite.

Someone should show Dina all those photos of Lindsay falling down into cacti and looking disheveled and cracked out at events and walking around with baby powder in her shoes. “Does this look normal to you?!,” they should yell at Dina. Then they should contrast those with pictures of a unicorn flying over a rainbow and puppies licking each other. You know, to really drive the point home.

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She’s a BROKE AZZ JOKE
GIT YA~SHEET TOGETHER!
DO A PLAY
PROVE YOU’RE STILL GOOD
YA BUM!

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Just kill over already..

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I’m sure hustler or some other porn company would pay her to do some hardcore.

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her root problem isn’t drugs. it is thinking (fantasizing?) she is a talented actress and singer. Linds was an average-ability child actress. and don’t forget, you need to pass a std test to be a porn star; so no, that isn’t a viable alternate career for her.

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