Lindsay Lohan makes less than Snooki

Fox News must have either been joking or must think poorly of Lindsay’s generation when they started this report with “Once viewed as one of the best actresses of her generation…” Haha, that’s a good one Fox News. But wait. The laughs keep coming. They also say Lindsay makes less than Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, that midget from Jersey Shore. Lindsay has done 100x more than Snooki ever will so you can see why this is so hilarious.

“When Lindsay does get paid for attending events, she now gets $5,000 to $10,000, basically less than Snooki makes,” a source close to Lohan told Fox411, referring to “Jersey Shore” reality star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. “It is sad and it is only getting worse. The few people that care about Lindsay want her to get help, but she is scared to trust anyone, thanks to her father, and she doesn’t want to hear this. We are worried for Lindsay and where her life is going.”

In about 2 years, Lindsay will disappear off the face of the Earth and the only evidence that she ever existed would be a hole in the men’s bathroom wall at Trousdale with the words “Insert here / $10 –>” written next to it.

[Pacific Coast News]