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Lindsay Lohan will “Deep Throat”

Lindsay Lohan is telling everyone who’ll listen that she’s Deep Throat. After people knowingly nod their heads and say, “Tell me something I don’t know,” Lindsay goes “grrr!” and explains that she’s playing Linda Lovelace, the porn icon who became a feminist, anti-porn activist. Then people roll their eyes and go, “Oh, okay. But you still do that other thing too, right?”

People are also rolling their eyes because directors Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman told Page Six that Lindsay isn’t signed to star. According to Epstein, “Definitely not true for our project, which is Lovelace. We can’t speak for any other project out there unrelated to our team.”

Maybe Lindsay made a sex tape and she got confused when the guy told her he was going to release it under Deep Throat on the internet. She should have figured it wasn’t an actual feature film when there was no scripted dialogue and the only camera there was a webcam.

[Pacific Coast News]

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roshani
roshani
13 years ago

let her live alone ppl
god bless u lindsay!!!!! we love u!!!!! focus on ur career….