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Maria Asis del Alamo is fun

Last month, Gar Dourdan’s girlfriend, Maria Asis del Alamo, was arrested for alleged domestic violence after police noticed the former CSI actor covered in scratches.

Today, the criminal case against Maria was dismissed after Gary explained the misunderstanding.

Gary claims a neighbor confused their orgasmic screams for violence. The scratches on his neck were from Maria being too enthusiastic. However, before prosecutors could move further, they told Gary, “Pics or GTFO!” No, actually they just believed him and dismissed the case. But they really should ask for pics or tell people to get the fuck out from now on. Only if the girl is hot though. No fatties allowed.

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She will do it again.
And I pray your LIFETIME NETWORK movie plot of a relationship does not lead to reattachment at some point….

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