Paris Hilton in a bikini in Vegas

Paris Hilton hit up The Ultimate Daytime Pool Party in Las Vegas on Sunday and I’m so far from caring what Paris looks like in a bikini anymore. She’s not pretty or interesting. She has clown feet, man hands, no breasts and a wonky eye. If she ever had a caricature done of her, she’d turn out looking like Sloth from The Goonies. You could get a bigger erection from looking at a walrus in a two-piece.

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