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Paris Hilton is single

Radar says they know the real reason Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt split. According to “sources”, Paris thought Doug was just using her to further his career. Naturally, that’s the only reason you’d date Paris Hilton, but Doug had her fooled apparently.

Reports surfaced recently that Reinhardt’s younger sister was going to get her own reality TV show, with Doug serving as producer, and that Paris was going to be in several episodes. Our sources tell us that Paris never had any plans to participate in the reality show, and that Doug was pressuring her to be a part of it, and she flatly refused. We are told the reality show is a no-go without Paris’ involvement.

If I was Doug, I’d at least want something for wading through that cesspool of STDs that is Paris Hilton’s vagina. Appearing in a few episodes of a reality show is the least she could do for the now permanent burning sensation Doug feels when he pees.

In related news, Paris and Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian’s ex, were seen partying together at Tao in Vegas over the weekend. Wait, I thought Paris didn’t like black people?

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YOU`LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS & HERPES
WAY TO GO DOUCHE!!

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No, he just now figured out what true Trash is!

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