Bad news Twilight fans. Your fantasies of a real life Edward Cullen/Bella Swan relationship are about to come to a crashing halt meaning… PANIC! You may have nothing to live for anymore!
Sources spotted Pattinson entering “Gossip Girl” stunner Leighton Meester’s New York City apartment, according to celebrity magazine In Touch Weekly.
“He ducked out of the building and hopped into a waiting car,” the source said.
“He apparently spent the night with Leighton and didn’t want anyone to know.
“She’s having a texting romance with him and is so into it. She talks with Rob almost daily,” the source said.
You know who else talks to Robert daily? The women on the Twilight forums. But I’m going to let you in on a little secret. That’s not the real Robert Pattinson telling them “TITS OR GTFO!”. Unless they’re under 18, in which case, that was totally the real Robert Pattinson saying “TITS OR GTFO!” Heh heh heh. I’m so clever.
Note: For some reason the wax Robert Pattinson looks more manly than the real Robert Pattinson.
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