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Sandra Bullock used a fake name for divorce

Sandra Bullock filed for divorce from Jesse James last week and the reason you didn’t hear about it until now is because you’re a complete moron. Jeez, get with the program stupid.

Actually, TMZ says it’s because Sandra filed it under her initials, backwards. B.A.S. Jesse James also used his initials, J.J.G. The G stands for “complete asshat” or “Gregory” for short.

As for grounds of divorce, the petition says, “The marriage between Petitioner and Respondent has become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities that destroys the legitimate ends of the marriage relationship and prevents any reasonable expectations of reconciliation.”

According to the docs, obtained by TMZ, “There is no child under eighteen years of age or otherwise entitled to support who was born or adopted of this marriage and none is expected.”

According to the docs, Sandra is a resident of Texas. Jesse “is of legal age and agrees to proceed in Austin, Travis County, Texas.”

Celebrities make invading their privacy so hard these days. First it was simply hiding behind sunglasses. Now it’s riddles in court documents. Next thing you know they’re going to start installing double paned glass behind wrought iron bars so I can’t break in and steal their panties.

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