Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino seems kind of slow but somehow still manages to trick girls into making out with him in public like he did while at a bar in Miami Beach, Florida on Monday.

What’s his secret? Is it his abs? Is it his charm? Is it the cameras surrounding him that lead a girl to believe that if she makes out with him she might have a chance at becoming a regular in the second season of The Jersey Shore? It’s such a mystery!

Note: It feels like Mike is breaking the fourth wall here.