There are Jesse James sex tapes

Sources now say that not only did the Vanilla Gorilla cheat on Sandra Bullock, but he made Nazi-themed sex tapes with them. At least 12 to be exact. From Radar,

The tapes Jesse made with other women are shocking. “Most of the tapes feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia,” an insider tells “It’s all really quite disturbing.”

A source who saw one of the tapes spoke to on the condition of anonymity and gave a partial description. “What I saw was a naked woman on her knees and Jesse in a Nazi hat waving his arm in a salute,” the insider said. “It looked like the woman’s hands were bound.

“He was shouting and singing and appearing to swig from a bottle of bourbon every now and then.”

A good way to make money off these tapes is for the History channel to buy them and make a documentary out of them. They can intersperse the sex with archived footage of WWII bombers or whatever. They can also have that serious sounding voice over say stuff about Jesse like “they called him… the Vanilla Gorilla” and “girls thought his tats were totally gnarly” and “unfortunately, his life was cut short by Sandra Bullock with a baseball bat” and “Bullock was then acquitted”.

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12 years ago

I’m sure he’ll say the Nazi paraphernalia was all a joke. The guy’s a racist and should own up to it. Instead of sex rehab, he needs to get his Nazi fetish checked out.