UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste hit up Tao Beach to promote her Maxim Magazine cover via a cover party. It was great. There was lots of hot chicks in bikinis and they all fed me grapes as I lay basking in the sun. Well, that’s what I imagine would have happened had I gotten an invite. Seriously guys. How could it be lost in the mail again? I’m beginning to think you never even send them out to me.
Logan was hotter and Arianny had her fired out of sheer jealousy.