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Chronic constipation killed Elvis

Elvis Presley’s doctor, Nick Nichopoulos, says Elvis died from severe constipation and not from obesity, drug dependency and a weak heart. At the time of his death, autopsy revealed stool in his colon that had been there for four to five months. And it’s not like no one knew about it. Elvis was to get a colostomy but backed out because he was too embarrassed. Which is why Nick is telling everyone about it now well after his death. Enough time has passed so that his ghost can’t come back and kick his ass.

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bigscolls
bigscolls
10 years ago

Always loved Elvis but my dad did say Elvis was full of s**t

The Pharaoh
The Pharaoh
10 years ago

Well durr… heavy narcotics use causes constipation.

mobbed
mobbed
10 years ago

What a load of s**t.

mutley
mutley
10 years ago

No S**t!! Elvis is dead !! is it official or is he just shittin us ?

Maria
Maria
10 years ago

You can’t be constipated for that long and live. I call bullshit on this one, pun intended.

Annie G
Annie G
10 years ago

Sorry Maria you can be constipated that long, the clue is in the word chronic and even moderate analgesics like codeine can cause it.
But to keep the puns flowing I thought Elvis was s**t hot

Henriette
Henriette
10 years ago

So why wasn’t Elvis’s doctor brought up on manslaughter charges? Oh, and his cook?

Dude
Dude
10 years ago

I’m guessing the poop had a “born on” date?

tommyboy
tommyboy
10 years ago

ya know,,thats really sad that after 30+ years after this great man was taken from us,,that this stupid and pointless information had to come into public light,true or not. Elvis suffered so much in life,and suffered for his family and fans and kept the ball rolling until it just killed him. He has been ridiculed about being a fat drug fiend and his legend has become synonomus with peanut butter bacon and banana sandwiches…this is just pathetic,,go pick on someone else who deserves it like Britney Spears who really IS full of stinking s**t.

A Waller
A Waller
10 years ago

When Lisa Marie was on Oprah she did say that constipation was a “chronic situation” on her father’s side of the family.

'Ol Kentucky
'Ol Kentucky
10 years ago

The King died on the throne. RIP, Elvis. You were so much more than that. It’s too bad. He missed modern medicine by just a few years.

Hong Kong Phooey
Hong Kong Phooey
10 years ago

I knew Elvis was just full of s**t.

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