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Chronic constipation killed Elvis

Elvis Presley’s doctor, Nick Nichopoulos, says Elvis died from severe constipation and not from obesity, drug dependency and a weak heart. At the time of his death, autopsy revealed stool in his colon that had been there for four to five months. And it’s not like no one knew about it. Elvis was to get a colostomy but backed out because he was too embarrassed. Which is why Nick is telling everyone about it now well after his death. Enough time has passed so that his ghost can’t come back and kick his ass.

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bigscolls
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bigscolls

Always loved Elvis but my dad did say Elvis was full of shit

The Pharaoh
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The Pharaoh

Well durr… heavy narcotics use causes constipation.

mobbed
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mobbed

What a load of shit.

mutley
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mutley

No Shit!! Elvis is dead !! is it official or is he just shittin us ?

Maria
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Maria

You can’t be constipated for that long and live. I call bullshit on this one, pun intended.

Annie G
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Annie G

Sorry Maria you can be constipated that long, the clue is in the word chronic and even moderate analgesics like codeine can cause it.
But to keep the puns flowing I thought Elvis was shit hot

Henriette
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Henriette

So why wasn’t Elvis’s doctor brought up on manslaughter charges? Oh, and his cook?

Dude
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Dude

I’m guessing the poop had a “born on” date?

tommyboy
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tommyboy

ya know,,thats really sad that after 30+ years after this great man was taken from us,,that this stupid and pointless information had to come into public light,true or not. Elvis suffered so much in life,and suffered for his family and fans and kept the ball rolling until it just killed him. He has been ridiculed about being a fat drug fiend and his legend has become synonomus with peanut butter bacon and banana sandwiches…this is just pathetic,,go pick on someone else who deserves it like Britney Spears who really IS full of stinking shit.

A Waller
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A Waller

When Lisa Marie was on Oprah she did say that constipation was a “chronic situation” on her father’s side of the family.

'Ol Kentucky
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'Ol Kentucky

The King died on the throne. RIP, Elvis. You were so much more than that. It’s too bad. He missed modern medicine by just a few years.

Hong Kong Phooey
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Hong Kong Phooey

I knew Elvis was just full of shit.

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