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Courtney Love must be great at sex

Courtney Love says she’s good in bed because she’s so homely. Courtney tells music journalist Toure that she’s dynamite in the sack “because I was never pretty. Pretty girls just lie there. Us girls who grew up a little more homely have to try a lot harder. That’s why pretty girls never threaten me — it’s like, yea, you want to take me on? Take me on. Go for it.”

This is one of those times Courtney is right on all counts. Ugly people do have to try harder in bed. It’s nature. It’s like how people in wheels chairs have crazy monkey strength in their arms. When one part of them is deficient, another part makes up for it.

Not only that, but it’s also true that they (ugly girls) have survived so long because no pretty girls will take them on. Pretty girls don’t want a broken nose. Ugly people don’t care. They got nothing to lose!

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She’s a smelly run on sentence
faux hype and all
way to give me instant gas

Cobain
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Unfortunately her idea of being good in bed is tying you off, shooting you up, and giving you a half hearted hand job

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@ cobain ahahahahaha

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Everytime she opens her revolting moouth I just get images of off-meat in a plastic bag, yeast infections and a vacuum cleaner. She really has no idea as to how utterly gross on all counts, physical and mental, she really is.

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