If there’s one thing you can take from this video, it’s to never invite Jake Gyllenhaal to one of your parties. He’ll steal all the women. Then where will you and your pinwheel necktie be? Alone and crying in the bathroom again while Jake makes out with three girls in the next room, that’s where.
This is like one of those secret, undercover videotapes of politicians taking bribes of money and hookers. And what country is this? They’re still playing Duran Duran in the clubs?!?!