Guys love it when their famous girlfriends call them a loser. It gets them all hot and bothered. On a list of things guys find sexy, first is being emasculated and second is tits. So it’s very surprising that after years of dating and one baby later, Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry decided to call it quits. According to Us:
Even though True Religion model Aubry, 34, raked in an estimated $700,000 a year, Berry focused on his career disappointments, including his failed Cuban eatery, Cafe Fuego, in NYC, which opened in 2006 and closed less than two years later.
“Halle called him a loser,” a source tells Us. “She’d rub it in his face that she’s an Oscar-winning actress and he’s just a model. He couldn’t take it anymore.”
Halle Bery sounds like a mean old bitch here. First though, I have to wonder what spurred these comments. Second, I wonder if this ridicule translated into the bedroom. Like while they were having sex, would Halle go, “Are you in yet? I don’t feel anything.” Because after reading this, it sounds like something she’d do for fun.
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