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I think I’m in love

If you have any time on your hands, you should read this article on Nerve written by the hot POA Alison Brie of Community and Mad Men. She talks about her womanly powers and trying to deflower her best gay friend to help him find out whether he’s really gay or not. She’s so helpful. If you don’t fall in love with Alison by the end of the story, then you are a soulless monster. Or that guy she’s talking about. Here’s a sexy excerpt.

Exploring my newfound sexuality, there was, of course, the girl-on-girl action, the crazy threesome with the afros and whips, and the surreal ‘shrooms experience where I thought the tree was fondling me but it turned out to be my creepy male roommate with calluses on his hands… gross. You get the picture. I developed this (possibly misplaced) sexual pride, based solely on the quantity of penetrations of my vagina… and not necessarily the quality of the acts therein.

Her college was markedly better than mine. The only memories my college gave me were food poisoning once a week and a sense of despair after graduation.

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chewy
chewy
10 years ago

So, she’s an intellectual, literate slut. I like!

Justin
Justin
10 years ago

I love her little big ears! They are so cute!

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